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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 10:11 AM
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all the cousins i have been talking about are on my dad's side. i'm gonna tell you about the ones on my mom's side too.

well, i was never part of the group. i never communicated much. i never played much. never did stuff with my cousins on my mom's side except when there were my male cousins. nothing my female cousins on this side just never interested me. but as i visited them more, i began to be a part of them. last month, i came over there we were having so much fun. one day, they were riding bikes down the neighborhood and i was hiding behind some cars. when they rode toward me, i would jump out and scare them. at night, i hid behind doors in one of my cousins' houses and they'd get scared when they saw me. last week, we all went to a park that is almost as big as an airport . i couldn't believe the size. but because i sprained my foot a few weeks ago from sneaking into a swimming pool area and jumping off a gate, i had difficulty climbing up some hills in the park. the park has about 5 lakes and ponds, with bridges, its own river. at the bottom outer edges of the park, there's a children's playground area (the one you see at elementary schools). we were playing tag with a ball that we threw at each other. one of my female cousins took it and hid it in her pocket. i was hiding under the playground equipment and lying on the sand. i picked up some pinecones and threw them at her shoes. then one of my male cousins got out a watergun (it was shaped as an elephant and you could pull the front legs back to squirt, very effective toy). i squirted my female cousins with it. yup, i had a lot of fun.

but next time when i sleep over like i did last time, i'm gonna sneak into my female cousins' rooms at night when they're sleeping and get into bed with them........oh........yeah
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 10:29 AM
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I told you to stop smoking that sh**.
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 11:16 AM
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"good stuff"
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 01:06 PM
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man.. I like the way you think Dr. Jekyll~
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 02:46 PM
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For the 10000000 time, stay away from the cousins. Contrary to what they show on springer, your family is not fair game!
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 02:48 PM
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lol, as long as you dont get them pregnant...
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 03:09 PM
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here we go again
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 04:19 PM
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Is this an ongoing joke or his he just stupid???
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 05:34 PM
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DR. JEKYLL, is weird. I thought Mr. Hyde was the crazy one.
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 08:41 AM
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bwuhaha
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