I'll start it off, someone else add a sentence or two, then the next person adds a sentence or two, and so on and so forth. Whatever you do, do not kill off the main character in any way, shape or form please.





One day, Bob was driving his Honda S2000 around town, letting onlookers admire the sleek shape of the two-seat roadster. Bob stopped at a redlight and heard a car revv its engine next to him. He looked over to see that it was a(n)...

 

a Saint Bernard driving a purple Geo Metro. The Saint Bernard's paws were draped over the steering wheel and slobber was dripping profusely from his muzzle. The Saint Bernard turned to look at the guy in the S and

 

Began barking rapidly. Bob got scared and drove off, but the Saint Bernard followed. It was tailgaiting Bob pretty close until Bob...

 

decided to stop and have a burrito. It was a carne asada burrito; and quite tasty at that. After finishing the burrito Bob realized. . .

 

The Saint Bernard had followed him into the restaurant. The Saint Bernard was eating a cat. Bob puked all over himself, which made...

 

a horrific smell. He was escorted out of the place and tossed on the sidewalk. He looked up in horror, just as his beloved S

 

Was being towed away. "Noooooooooooooooo!" screamed Bob. The man in the tow truck turned to Bob and said, "...

 

"You were parked in a handicapped zone, asshole." Then he drove off. However,

 

that wasn't the end of his troubles. . . as he was kicked out, that burrito kicked in, and suddenly he ran back into the restaurant because. . .

 

of a sudden knifing sensation in his intestines. He ran for the restroom, knocking over a waitress, bursting in the bathroom door. Ahhhh, the bathroom stall was occupied. Suddenly,