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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 02:45 PM
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Old Oct 27, 2008 | 06:14 AM
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Old Oct 27, 2008 | 10:27 AM
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Bob replied, "I need great sex." The Kangaroo gave him a great NSX. Bob got in the car and drove to the impound lot where his S2000 was.
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Old Oct 27, 2008 | 10:39 AM
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The kangaroo rode shotgun. Bob paid the fines and got into his S. The kangaroo looked at the S and said "What are all these condoms doing on your seat, floor, and dashnoard?
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Old Oct 27, 2008 | 11:57 AM
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Whereto Bob, (known in reality as WSB) replied,"Yo I be a big pimp! Let me have some pouch action bioch and he proceeded to get it on with the Kangaroo.
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Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:14 PM
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Who clearly was also a gymnast to get it on in the tiny car, was distracted by the filthy, naked man with gold teeth and said...
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Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:23 PM
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"Will you marry me, filthy, naked man with gold teeth?"
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Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:31 PM
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"of course," said the ilthy, naked man with gold teeth, "I am always willing to help aussie refugees flee the..."
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Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:36 PM
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Colony of New South Wales penal colony. Shocked at this man's grasp of Australian history, the kangaroo replied
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Old Oct 27, 2008 | 02:16 PM
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"I've pooped my pants, and there's nothing you can do about it." Acknowledging the statement, it was decided that they should...
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