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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 04:28 PM
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he felt his a-hole burst open. His legs felt like they were covered with moss. He began crying as he realized that...
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Old Oct 24, 2008 | 08:34 AM
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he not only shit in his pants, he ripped open the entire crotch inseam. Shit was splattered everywhere except
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Old Oct 24, 2008 | 08:35 AM
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On Bob's brand new Jordan shoes. "What a relief!" Bob exclaimed. The person using the stall stepped outside, and Bob recognized him as...
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Old Oct 24, 2008 | 08:53 AM
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His mother-in-law. He not only completely lost it, in his haste he had gone into the women's restroom. His mother-in-law looked around at the shit splattered everywhere, scowled at him, and said: "Bob
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Old Oct 25, 2008 | 08:22 PM
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make love to me now." Bob decided to do it. Just as the two got nude, Bob's wife walked into the restroom and...
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 12:50 PM
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Joined in for a threesome, tearing off her clothes and shouting "I've wanted to do this for years!" Then, suddenly, a female plainclothes police detective appeared and
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 01:23 PM
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decided to make it a foursome. Just then, the door opened again and...
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 01:23 PM
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Tore off her own clothes. Suddenly, she joined in with Bob's mother-in-law and wife, leaving Bob out of the orgy. Enraged, Bob left the women's restroom and...
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and, buck naked, crashed headlong into a kangaroo that had wandered into the restaurant. So Bob
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 02:31 PM
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asked said kangaroo if it could help him get rid of his new-found blue balls. To which the kangaroo replied...
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