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Old May 9, 2006 | 10:27 AM
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Police aren't perfect, but this cop comes close to winning the award. A driver did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to drive through the intersection with him. Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk There the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm awfully sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would Jesus Do?" bumper sticker, the "Follow me to Sunday School" bumper sticker and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car".
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Old May 9, 2006 | 10:28 AM
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Old May 9, 2006 | 10:30 AM
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that was good one...
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Old May 9, 2006 | 11:42 AM
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:rodney king:
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Old May 11, 2006 | 04:43 PM
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Old May 11, 2006 | 04:58 PM
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Old May 11, 2006 | 05:03 PM
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Old May 13, 2006 | 10:08 AM
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Very good one
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Old May 13, 2006 | 10:15 AM
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