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Old Aug 3, 2008 | 01:05 PM
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. . . don't forget the gaffer's tape.
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Old Aug 4, 2008 | 06:37 AM
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It's all good. I dumped the carcass and left her a ransom note. Now I just gotta figure a way to weasrl out of loaning her the $50G's the 'puppy-nappers' are demanding...
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Old Aug 4, 2008 | 07:47 AM
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He thinks the carpetpissers did this?
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Old Aug 4, 2008 | 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Aug 4 2008, 06:37 AM
It's all good. I dumped the carcass and left her a ransom note. Now I just gotta figure a way to weasrl out of loaning her the $50G's the 'puppy-nappers' are demanding...
Yet, you don't remeber the pomerainian in the divorce thread, stragne, is this the new wife you are extorting?
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Old Aug 4, 2008 | 03:07 PM
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She kidnapped herself.
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Old Aug 4, 2008 | 03:28 PM
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Gaffer or duct tape?
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Old Aug 4, 2008 | 03:37 PM
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Wonderful woman, very free-spirited.
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Old Aug 4, 2008 | 03:38 PM
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This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!
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Old Aug 4, 2008 | 03:43 PM
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This aggression will not stand. . . this aggression towards Kuwait. . .
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Old Aug 4, 2008 | 03:47 PM
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No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
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