Vun day, Sven was valking down da sreeet ven who does he see driving a brand new Suzuka blue S2000? It vas Ole. Ole pulled up to him vit a vide smile. "Ole, vere did you get dat car?" Sven asked. "Lena gave it to me." "She gave it to you? I knew she vas sveet on you, but dis?" "Vell, let me tell you vat happened. Ve vere driving out on Country Road 6, in da middle of novere. Lena pulled off da road into da woods, parked, got out of da car, trew off all of her clothes, and said 'Ole, take vatever you vant.' So I took da car." "Ole, yer a smart man, dem clothes never voulda fit ya."

 

hahaha i love that theme:

one day I was walking to physics class and I saw my study partner on a brand new bike. I said "where did u get the bike?" he goes "this beautiful girl rode up to me, stripped off all her clothes and said 'take whatever you want!' So I took the bike!" I said "I knew there was a reason I study with you, those clothes never woulda fit"