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A pastor goes to a nursing home to visit an elderly parishoner.

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Old Apr 28, 2003 | 02:07 PM
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Default A pastor goes to a nursing home to visit an elderly parishoner.

As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another. By the time they are through visirting, the bowl is empty. He says "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts." "That's OK," she says. "They would have just sat there, anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put em back in the bowl."
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Old Apr 28, 2003 | 02:15 PM
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ewwwww


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Old Apr 28, 2003 | 02:20 PM
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Raptor Bud your Sick but funny
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Old Apr 28, 2003 | 02:51 PM
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!!!!!
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Old Apr 28, 2003 | 02:59 PM
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heh heh...good one George!
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