TELLIT! TELLIT! TELLIT! TELLIT! TELLIT! TELLIT!!!!!

 

My parents were living in Belgium at the time and a friend and I went home for the summer. We decided one night to go out to a local bar with another friend. Jeff and I hopped into my dad's car and drove to the bar to meet our friend.

The three of us sat around a decent sized round table (about 3.5 feet in diameter, probably) and proceeded to drink Heineken in bottles.

Each round consisted of a 6 pack...2 for each of us. When we were done with our bottles we put the empties on the table and ordered the next round...never letting the waitress clear the table.

We drank until the table was full.

THEN we decided that it was time to go home. I KNEW I was far too drunk to drive...especially because my motor skills were so shot I couldn't even pull my keys out of my pocket.

SOOOO...I decided that I would take it upon myself to walk to the house of yet another friend to see if he could give us a ride home.

Well, in my present state, I was having trouble with directions as well as walking upright, but I eventually found my friends house.

And he wasn't home

I walked around his house a few times to see if maybe he was just asleep...but he was definitely gone.

Well, by this time the pressure in my bladder from all the drinking and then all the walking had gotten the better of me, so I stepped up to the garage door and proceeded to take care of business on his garage door...just as my friend pulled into the driveway!!!

 

 

Never mind what happened after we got home...

 

I'll bet you never drove through your own garage door sh*itfaced -- twice!

 

Well, when I was a kid we lived in a house that had the garage in the basement and a VERY steep driveway going down to it. I used to run my big wheel down the drive and slam into the garage door for hours on end.

Does that count?!

 

Have you ever come face to face with an armed (and highly trained) security guard when you were drunk and had him think you were an intruder?

 

How about dropping a package off at a friends house when they aren't home, so you stick it behind the screen door. When you turn around there are about a dozen police with guns drawn because they thought the package was a bomb?

 

Shouldn't this be in the Official Drinking Thread?

Led, you can buy Plexus at most motorcycle shops. Although Arvin's offer is probably a tad bit cheaper, I think a can was $9 or less. It DOES rock, the window in our little red S is in great shape!

But I do agree, the GLASS is veerrry nice!

I don't know the hardtop questions, I don't think glass/no glass will have much bearing, other than the defrost switch. The defrost switch for the soft top is on the dash, to the right of the steering wheel. I think for the hardtop, they put it in the little cubby behind the cupholder.

 

Damn. I'm so verbose. That coulda been at least 5 posts.