A priest is driving home and a police officer driving behind the priest notices that he is weaving a little bit so he pulls him over. "Sir," the officer asks, "Have you been drinking tonight?" "Only water," replies the priest. The officer, suspicious, shines his flashlight into the priest's car. He notices and empty bottle of wine on the passenger seat. The priest follows the light with his eyes and cries "Good Lord, he's done it again!"

 

"That was a bar-bitch-you-ate."