Proof positive that Capri pants are not evil
Being a purveyor of all things evil and aficionado of all things involving beautiful women, I was utterly shocked to read Luke's assertion that capri pants were evil. I took it upon myself to verify these claims. However, my exhaustive research has found substantial proof that capri pants are in fact not at all evil. In fact, they can be quite heaven-sent. As evidence, I present the following:
Exhibit 1: One of the most beautiful Canucks, Shania Twain

Exhibit 2: Everyone's favorite tart, Christina Aguilera

Exhibit 3: Miss Britney Spears, in her youthful exuberant days of yore

Exhibit 4: Miss Britney Spears, this time accompanied by roller skates

Exhibit 5: The stunning Natalie Portman

I myself was not 100% convinced after exhibits 1-5, however the following turned me into a true believer.
Exhibits 6 & 7: The incomparable Jessica Marie Alba
In conclusion, while not always a fashionable choice, I do believe that capri pants are not evil.
Exhibit 1: One of the most beautiful Canucks, Shania Twain

Exhibit 2: Everyone's favorite tart, Christina Aguilera

Exhibit 3: Miss Britney Spears, in her youthful exuberant days of yore

Exhibit 4: Miss Britney Spears, this time accompanied by roller skates

Exhibit 5: The stunning Natalie Portman

I myself was not 100% convinced after exhibits 1-5, however the following turned me into a true believer.
Exhibits 6 & 7: The incomparable Jessica Marie Alba
In conclusion, while not always a fashionable choice, I do believe that capri pants are not evil.










