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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:17 PM
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Some tortures are physical and some are mental,
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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:18 PM
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Geologists may
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A stone's pro away!
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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:19 PM
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"What's that bird with the long beak?" Tom asked stoically.
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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:19 PM
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"This tractor is quite weather-beaten," Tom said rustically.
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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:20 PM
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"Sorry, we can't pick up your garbage," Tom refused.
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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:20 PM
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"That antique mirror was an excellant investment," Tom said upon
reflection.
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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:20 PM
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“The other lodges are completely filled,” Tom stated as a last resort.
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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:21 PM
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"I can't find my glasses," Tom said shortsightedly.
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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:22 PM
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"She tore my valentine in two," Tom said half-heartedly.
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"I just returned from Japan," Tom said disorientedly.
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