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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:40 PM
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She was only a rancher's daughter, and she couldn't keep her calves together.
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She was only a mason's daughter, and she got laid up and down the block.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:41 PM
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They’re making a new XXX movie. It's about an anorexic Irish prostitute who hops from bed to bed, named Tramp O'Lean.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:42 PM
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you
sure it's mine?"
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:43 PM
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Idiotsyncrasy: A mentally challenged person who feels guilty because he
has heard that masturbation can cause brain damage.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:43 PM
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I got caught stealing rubbers and they treated me like a condom criminal.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:43 PM
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95% of all people have hemorrhoids. The other 5% are perfect assholes!
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:45 PM
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It takes many nails to make a crib, but just one screw to fill it.
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Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying, "No Hard Feelings".
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.25, but deer nuts are always under a buck.
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