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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:02 PM
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You didn't hear about the three big holes in the ground? Well, well, well.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:09 PM
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You got a pun book ur are dey just commin outchur head like my Mind ?'s
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:21 PM
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I made them all up...I even have a wittness!
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:22 PM
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Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:22 PM
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Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:23 PM
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He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:23 PM
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When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:24 PM
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Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:24 PM
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An unusual medical book is one which has no appendix.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:25 PM
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There was a guy who was fired from the orange juice factory for lack of concentration.
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