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Old Nov 27, 2017 | 03:36 PM
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The dual purpose gift was invented for me. When I was a little kid I would get a nice Christmas gift and Christmas card. Inside the card would be taped a stale, cracked (usually green) jellybean. Underneath the jellybean was written (in the barely legible penmanship of an obviously inebriated person): "Oh, yeah, by the way, Happy Birthday, you little asshole."
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Old Nov 28, 2017 | 07:03 AM
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Last smilie is GREAT RB
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Old Nov 28, 2017 | 10:52 AM
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Last smilie is GREAT RB
Thanks, Mom.
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