And my neighbor walks outside the house in his boxers and a jacket... He must've heard my car...



"Hey, Alex, can you do me a favor?"

"Ya, what's that?"

"Can you not drive your Camaro to school?"

"Excuse me?"

"Every morning, it wakes everybody up when you start it."

"Well, I gotta warm it up."

"Exactly, and you shake the whole house when you do."

"Sorry, but I can't help it. Anyway, I gotta get ready for church."



And I just walk away...


Hahahahaha, you whiney little turd bucket! Get some earplugs!

 

"church"



whatever that is.....

 

what the heck is your avatar, alex?

 

tokyo_james, and his "girlfriend".....

 

 

how do u warm your car alex? redline it?

 

You make me sick....

 

Saud, no I just start it and let it idle. If it's cold enough, I mau have to bring the revs to about 2000, but that's about it...

The Camaro is damn loud...





And on that note, I have another funny story:

 

I didn't know you had to warm up a Huffy...?!

Besides, I thought you said you weren't in school anymore?!

 

On the way home from shopping today, with my mom and my little bro, I'm sitting at a red light, with a few cars in front of me. Then a silver Beetle Turbo S rolls up next to me...

Of course, I'm checkin it out because I haven't seen one before... Boy, does it have some ugly-ass wheels! Anyway, the dude must've seen me so he revved it up a little.

I just shook my head and looked away.

Not getting the desirable response, the dude revved it up again, hitting the rev limiter.

My mom just says, "Alex..." with that tone - you know which one I'm talking about.