I'll never go near another toilet with a match in it again!

 

I'm not sure that the FP would believe that story either ...... "You got crabs HOW!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!"

 

Indeed, James. That's really not likely to fly.

:still has images of crabs pole-vaulting off discarded matchsticks: :ugh:

 

One of my friends here managed to convince his wife that he got crabs from dirty bedding in a hotel he stayed down at the coast in Japan, in while she was back studying in her home country for 3 months

I guess some people don't want to see the truth sometimes .....

 

Exactly, James.

 

That story is sorta plausible, James.

















I mean, it is possible he got crabs from her after they were done ing.

 

Are we still talking about the Indy 500?

 

I think so

 

We *could* be talking about the toilets at Indy, but beyond that, I don't think so, Jeddy!

 

I've never used a toilet at Indy. I just piss in the bushes.