^^ U can say what eva ya like its a free country last I checked
appt it butt mom is mom & thats no JOKE

trying to get

 

Why didn't the Skeleton Cross the Road?





















































































He didn't have the guts

 

WHat do Ghosts serve for dessert?











































Ice Scream

 

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?






























All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts

 

WHat kind of Street does a Ghost like best?





























































A Dead End

 

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" button, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing at the dog. The butcher runs up screams at the guy "What are you doing? This dog's a genius!" The owner responds "Genius, my ass. It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!"

 

Glad you came back RB cuz mine were ahhhhh

will read it later for a chuckle

 

 

poor lil guy