hockey

 

I'd love to Mikey... I'd rather go to a home game though... :dunno:

 

Its not that bad...you might get pissed on or beer spilled on you.....but you wont get beat up I promise

 

I think I'd rather get beat up than pissed on.

 

tough choice

 

Well, I can at least swing back... tough to piss back at someone.

 

just say no to golden sword fights

 

Everybody loses!

 

I'm glad I didn't go to that game, Mikey. I'd be in jail for killing two of the worst refs in the history of NHL hockey... jeezus ing krist.

official1: "Gary wants us to make sure the Devils don't advance..."
official2: "and Colin wants us to cut down on goalie interference and slashing..."
official1: "let's just shove our whistles up our asses for most of the game and let them beat the ing shit out of each other!!"
official2: "good idea!"
official1: "go flyers!"

 

I mean, seriously, it shouldn't take 2 seconds to pull the whistle out of your ass... I suppose if you have x-ray vision and can see through 3 players, maybe you would know the puck was still spinning... yeah, that's it, they have x-ray vision.