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Old 12-12-2008, 08:31 AM
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WTF?

I was afraid of this; my 7 fat years are giving way to 7 lean.
Old 12-12-2008, 12:28 PM
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Ruh roh.
Old 12-12-2008, 02:45 PM
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I'll have to go wander the desert aimlessly. . . as women put me into the "friends penalty box" for no known reason. . .
Old 12-12-2008, 02:51 PM
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It's because you got rid of the S. We all know it's a major chick magnet
Old 12-12-2008, 02:55 PM
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True.dat

. . . on the other hand, closing the deal at a condo you own definitely leads to teh sexeh.
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 12 2008, 04:55 PM
True.dat

. . . on the other hand, closing the deal at a condo you own definitely leads to teh sexeh.
Only if you have a 42" wall-mounted plasma with comfy sofas, watching The Bucket List.

Otherwise, negative ghostrider the pattern is full
Old 12-12-2008, 03:24 PM
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Heh. . . no 42" - I don't have a TV per se.

And NO FUGGING CHICK FLICKS!!!!!!

1. Grandin
2. Miles Davis on the Hi-Fi
3. Profit
Old 12-12-2008, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 12 2008, 04:24 PM
Heh. . . no 42" - I don't have a TV per se.

And NO FUGGING CHICK FLICKS!!!!!!

1. Grandin
2. Miles Davis on the Hi-Fi
3. Profit
Actually, I was half-wrong

NO MOVIES . . . keep her yapping until she starts sucking you off.

and Chet Baker's "Chet" is the MONEY disc, btw. . .
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 12 2008, 05:38 PM
Actually, I was half-wrong

NO MOVIES . . . keep her yapping until she starts sucking you off.

and Chet Baker's "Chet" is the MONEY disc, btw. . .
I stopped talking 'cause I still have no clue what you're talking about.
Old 12-12-2008, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by espelirS2K,Dec 12 2008, 05:07 PM
I stopped talking 'cause I still have no clue what you're talking about.
I'm not surprised. . . let's explain this:

1. Grandin - as in, Grandin Methode Champanois. Tastes like Veuve Cliquot Ponsardin, but costs $16/bottle (versus $29-$60 for the Veuve)

2. Chet Baker, "Chet" - is a jazz CD, REALLY mellow, REALLY old-school (1950's) smooth (not "smooth jazz" )

3. Profit!

Thou shalt not spend more than $50 a date. . . in fact, spend as little money as possible.

NO MOVIES - you want to keep her "expressing her feelings" When she shuts up (read: pauses), go in for the kill. If she doesn't pause. . . go to bed, and just leave her on the sofa. . . bonus if you just arbitrarily cut out the lights.


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