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12-12-2008, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 12 2008, 07:26 PM
I'm not surprised. . . let's explain this:
1. Grandin - as in, Grandin Methode Champanois. Tastes like Veuve Cliquot Ponsardin, but costs $16/bottle (versus $29-$60 for the Veuve)
2. Chet Baker, "Chet" - is a jazz CD, REALLY mellow, REALLY old-school (1950's) smooth (not "smooth jazz"
)
3. Profit!
Thou shalt not spend more than $50 a date. . . in fact, spend as little money as possible.
NO MOVIES - you want to keep her "expressing her feelings" When she shuts up (read: pauses), go in for the kill. If she doesn't pause. . . go to bed, and just leave her on the sofa. . . bonus if you just arbitrarily cut out the lights.
1. Grandin - as in, Grandin Methode Champanois. Tastes like Veuve Cliquot Ponsardin, but costs $16/bottle (versus $29-$60 for the Veuve)
2. Chet Baker, "Chet" - is a jazz CD, REALLY mellow, REALLY old-school (1950's) smooth (not "smooth jazz"
)3. Profit!
Thou shalt not spend more than $50 a date. . . in fact, spend as little money as possible.
NO MOVIES - you want to keep her "expressing her feelings" When she shuts up (read: pauses), go in for the kill. If she doesn't pause. . . go to bed, and just leave her on the sofa. . . bonus if you just arbitrarily cut out the lights.
I'd try the Jazz move, but I'd fall asleep WITH her
.Yeah I agree about the movies though. I was always told no movies on the first few dates 'cause you're not actually talking. Who cares, who actually talks during sexy time anyways? Unless you like it like that
12-13-2008, 08:37 AM
#1053
Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 12 2008, 06:45 PM
I'll have to go wander the desert aimlessly. . . as women put me into the "friends penalty box" for no known reason. . .
12-15-2008, 12:42 PM
#1056
Originally Posted by espelirS2K,Dec 13 2008, 12:45 AM
Who cares, who actually talks during sexy time anyways? Unless you like it like that
12-16-2008, 01:50 AM
#1058
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"Alright, show me on the doll where to touch you."
12-16-2008, 05:24 AM
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