MILF.

 

.. there's a quote

 

HamSatan: well
HamSatan: since we're like enemies and stuff....you being Jesus
HamSatan: me being Satan
DizcoJesus: lol
HamSatan: shouldn't we be fighting?
DizcoJesus: that's a quote
HamSatan: or something?
DizcoJesus: i am who am
DizcoJesus: remember?
HamSatan: it's I am THAT I am
HamSatan: Old Testament? Moses and the burning bush?
DizcoJesus: oh ok
DizcoJesus: check my profile
HamSatan: you should knwo plenty about burning bush ya crab-factory
HamSatan: lol
DizcoJesus: rofl
HamSatan: it doesn't show anything
DizcoJesus: gross
HamSatan: you hippies and your bathrobes
HamSatan: get a haircut
DizcoJesus: rofl
HamSatan: and SHAVE
DizcoJesus: burn in hell
DizcoJesus: oh wait
HamSatan: people like being saved by a god that SHAVES man
DizcoJesus: i shave women too
DizcoJesus: please, asians have no facial hair!!!!
HamSatan: *sigh*
DizcoJesus: lol
HamSatan: and you wonder why my team is winning on earth?
HamSatan: Jesus...take on whatever form you want
HamSatan: Fat lady
DizcoJesus: i took a hard hit with the passion movie
HamSatan: Old man
HamSatan: Asian guy
HamSatan: you're still the same robe-wearing freak I heckled 2000 years ago
HamSatan: changing the wrapper don't change the candy bar
DizcoJesus: generally, if you're doing something right, they wont know youve done anything at all
DizcoJesus: but indeed
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: I had somone trade their soul in to us for a winning lotto ticket
DizcoJesus: thats nothing
DizcoJesus: get this
HamSatan: heheheh...they didn't specify how much they wanted to win though
DizcoJesus: i just hit AutoReply to all my requests
HamSatan: when they cashe din the fifty bucks they HAD to have felt hosed......lol
DizcoJesus: thats why the world is so ed up
DizcoJesus: haha, soul for $50
HamSatan: dude that was a movie
DizcoJesus: ya
DizcoJesus: bruce almighty
DizcoJesus: haha
DizcoJesus: i watched it 2 nights ago
HamSatan: Jim Carey is on our payroll
HamSatan: you know that
DizcoJesus: that sack of shit
DizcoJesus: we have michael jackson
HamSatan: this coming from a guy who walks everywhere and wears burlap
DizcoJesus: no wait
DizcoJesus: he turned
DizcoJesus: modesty is the key
DizcoJesus: im all humbling
HamSatan: we only are taking him because we have to
HamSatan: we'll just throw him in the basement
DizcoJesus: with all the bad boys and girls
HamSatan: Dzico is dead
HamSatan: so are you
HamSatan: lol
DizcoJesus: i was watching this one girl the other day
HamSatan: sure you were
DizcoJesus: she pressed her pussy against the window to show her peeping tom neighbor
HamSatan: mr. goody goody
DizcoJesus: they're both 12 years ol
DizcoJesus: d
HamSatan: Jesus...
alexrex20: sup jim
HamSatan: pardon the pun...
alexrex20: long time no talk
DizcoJesus: kids these days
HamSatan: ?
HamSatan: dude
DizcoJesus: i swear if i didnt design in uberty
HamSatan: I'm talking to you already
HamSatan: dumbass
DizcoJesus: we'd be this deep [hand to neck] in little ers
alexrex20: huh?
alexrex20: now who's the dumbass
DizcoJesus: and what about the AIDs problem in the porn industry
DizcoJesus: i let you start the porn industry
DizcoJesus: the elast you could do is keep HIV out of it
DizcoJesus: they shut down the whole porn industry for that mess
DizcoJesus: what the ?
DizcoJesus: were you planting flowers again, you sick
HamSatan: alex quit being retarded
HamSatan: Hey
DizcoJesus: hey
HamSatan: you're the retard who gave these hairless monkeys free will
HamSatan: HIV wasn't my doing it was yours
DizcoJesus: no, that was adam and eve
DizcoJesus: the pure souls that you and your ing snake corrupted
DizcoJesus: cmon man
HamSatan: no
DizcoJesus: i even rewrote the books and made it an actual snake
HamSatan: that was original sin
DizcoJesus: instead of you and your ing dick
DizcoJesus: honestly
DizcoJesus: i cut you some slack, and what do i get in return?
HamSatan: and the tree of knowledge
HamSatan: you still let them think for themselves
HamSatan: WHich is more than I can say for the angels
DizcoJesus: well angels
DizcoJesus: i havent had anything to do with them since the first stone agwe
DizcoJesus: they're free spirits
HamSatan: shuttup....they're your entrusted servants who have sung your praises since before time.....first of all your creations and last on the food chain
HamSatan: why do you think I left stupid?
DizcoJesus: because i knocked up mary
DizcoJesus: its fun IMing people on my new screen name
DizcoJesus: "who the is this"
HamSatan: lol
DizcoJesus: this is jesus
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: it'd be funny fo rme to IM someone you knwo who doesn't know the screenname so I can be like "don't listen to him"
HamSatan: ll
DizcoJesus: hmmm
HamSatan: lol

 

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who the fubbck are you?




never talk to me again

 

Mikey, you've got me really wondering about that one!

 

Its in the gif he posted...read the bottom!

 

Ayuh!

 

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