[QUOTE=sweetj,Sep 16 2004, 08:20 AM]


Hot Open Ass

 

where is that thread when we need it

 

DarkSub Rosa: i gotta go help the office hottie.. she asked me "to come to her office and help her fix something"
HamSatan: fix it good ;-)
HamSatan: :salutes: GOD SPEED SIR!
DarkSub Rosa:
DarkSub Rosa: she fixed it herself
DarkSub Rosa: my assistance not needed
HamSatan: oooo!
HamSatan: she could have at least let you watch
DarkSub Rosa: i came in as she was finishing up
HamSatan: nice!
HamSatan: takes the pressur off you
DarkSub Rosa: yea but then i had to leave
HamSatan: she's already done
DarkSub Rosa: yea pretty much
DarkSub Rosa: she thanked me for stopping by though
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: LOL
HamSatan: I want to quote this
HamSatan: LOL
DarkSub Rosa: lmfao

 

Look for it!

 

What was she needing assistance with

 

HamSatan: don't get me started on the less than admirable qualities of estrogen
Mikepaine:
Mikepaine: IT HAS ITS PLACE
Mikepaine: THE KITCHEN!
Mikepaine:
6:00 PM
HamSatan: HAHAHAHA
HamSatan:
HamSatan: did you ever notice that they only make machines to do what housewives did in the fifties?
HamSatan: they have washing machines
HamSatan: dryers
HamSatan: dishwashers
HamSatan: ....does anyone make a "listening to whining machine" for guys?
HamSatan: or a check writing machine for guys?
Mikepaine: Right thats why brides wear white!
HamSatan: lol
Mikepaine: match the other appliances
HamSatan: LOL
6:05 PM
HamSatan: what happened to the good old days of a bucket of water and one of those metal grater things to do laundry?
Mikepaine: the women bitched
Mikepaine: so men HAD to proceed with technology
HamSatan: LOL
Mikepaine: we have one of those washboards in our Americana collection...Debs and I
Mikepaine: I told her to get familar with it!
6:10 PM
HamSatan: LMAO
HamSatan: hahahaha
HamSatan: :scrub:
Mikepaine: lol
HamSatan: time to go home!
HamSatan: woohoo!
HamSatan: HOME!
HamSatan: my CASTLE!
HamSatan: BITCH make me a sandwhich!
HamSatan: Walk into my fist I don't feel like striding over there!
HamSatan: *SMACK*
Mikepaine:
Mikepaine: good luck with that!
HamSatan: ow!....okay okay......I was just kidding....I get dinner started....just stay naked
HamSatan: sorry I didn't get that last part out quick enough
HamSatan: lol
Mikepaine: too late...QUOTED!
HamSatan: NOOOOO!
HamSatan: Add the last part!
Mikepaine: ok!
HamSatan: don't make me out to be some pig!
Mikepaine: some pig?
HamSatan: jesus christ I'm not Ike Turner for Christ Sake!
Mikepaine: your Dr. Focker pig!
HamSatan: "Baby....baby I'm sorry......I didn't mean.....please?....come back tuh Ike......you know I love ya baby!...."
HamSatan: lol

 

 

Funniest thing I've heard all day

 

thank you....thank you....we're here all week.....two drink minimum......be a good tipper...