Of course they do... but consider they spend half their lives in water and that water is COLD.... :superextremeshrinkage:

 

 

She MADE me quote this!


AIM IM with sophiaface55
11:47 AM
sophiaface55: mikey if I do IDB again itll hurt horribly!
Mikepaine:
Mikepaine: you need to break the seal
Mikepaine:
sophiaface55: nooooooo
sophiaface55: mike is huge
Mikepaine:
Mikepaine: u need to work up to it
sophiaface55: OMG how?
Mikepaine: start small
sophiaface55: like a finger?
Mikepaine: finger..then another
sophiaface55: he does that now lol
Mikepaine: then 3
sophiaface55: OMG NOOOO
sophiaface55: lol
Mikepaine: then a small toy
Mikepaine: then the kitchen sink
Mikepaine:
sophiaface55: OMG
sophiaface55: lol
Mikepaine: !

 

AIM IM with westsidebilly
9/13/04, 11:46 PM
WestSideBilly: mike
WestSideBilly: do you remember what thread we were talking about teh SS whore in?
Mikepaine: yo yo
Mikepaine: shit
Mikepaine: lots
Mikepaine: recently
Mikepaine: duh
WestSideBilly: yeah
WestSideBilly: hmm
WestSideBilly: I have another nominee
Mikepaine: jales thread
Mikepaine: I think
Mikepaine: aussie rules?
Mikepaine: lol
WestSideBilly: hmm
Mikepaine: the boat show was in town last weekend here
WestSideBilly: eh?
WestSideBilly: aren't boat shows usually in the winter?
Mikepaine: Atlantic City one is end of season
11:50 PM
WestSideBilly: find anything you like?
Mikepaine: my brother in law wants a 32-35 fountain
Mikepaine: me im good with friends with boats
WestSideBilly: who doesn't?
WestSideBilly: heh
WestSideBilly: I'd be happy with a 28' donzi
Mikepaine: they are building a condo in boca..he pisses money...I hope he gets the boat
WestSideBilly: heh
WestSideBilly: can he piss in my general direction?
Mikepaine: LOL
Mikepaine: golden shower?
Mikepaine: GAY golden shower?
WestSideBilly: if it involves enough money, sure
Mikepaine: thats a whole new level!
WestSideBilly: one golden shower for one donzi 28ZX w/ twin 496 HOs
WestSideBilly: seems pretty reasonable to me
Mikepaine: you forgot gay
WestSideBilly: irrelevant
WestSideBilly: it wouldn't matter if it was him or his wife
Mikepaine: lol
WestSideBilly: the cost would be the same.
11:55 PM
WestSideBilly: apparently the 28ZX is only rated for 700 hp...
Mikepaine: only
Mikepaine: I just dont feel safe going faster than say 80-90 in a boat
WestSideBilly: pair of 377 scorpions will suffice
WestSideBilly: yeah
WestSideBilly: 700 hp in the 28zx would be around 85
Mikepaine: thats sick
Mikepaine: ive done 35 at night
Mikepaine:
WestSideBilly: 30 at night while drunk off my ass... almost hit a buoy
Mikepaine: with a spotlight and a stern light...me and my buddy on his fishing boat...just taking turns driving around this marsh in the bay at like 3 in the morning
Mikepaine: it was nuts

 

 

These are getting better and better

 

DarkSub Rosa (3:30:54 PM): did IDB make you irritable today ;-)
sophiaface55 (3:31:04 PM): lol
sophiaface55 (3:31:06 PM): no way dude
DarkSub Rosa (3:31:09 PM): lol..
DarkSub Rosa (3:31:17 PM): see.. smile..
sophiaface55 (3:31:39 PM): OMFG i just saw what u put in Jimmys thread!!!!
sophiaface55 (3:31:41 PM): hahahhahahhahahahhah
sophiaface55 (3:31:44 PM):
DarkSub Rosa (3:31:49 PM): :-)
DarkSub Rosa (3:33:51 PM): I promise I'll be gentle
DarkSub Rosa (3:33:56 PM):
sophiaface55 (3:34:02 PM): lololol
DarkSub Rosa (3:34:31 PM): HOT IDB NIGHTS !
sophiaface55 (3:34:37 PM): ewwwwww
sophiaface55 (3:34:42 PM): thats like hot open ass rt there
sophiaface55 (3:34:44 PM): ewwwwwww
DarkSub Rosa (3:34:47 PM): lmfao...
DarkSub Rosa (3:35:00 PM): OMG thats so quoted
sophiaface55 (3:35:14 PM): i was just gonna!!!!
sophiaface55 (3:35:15 PM): lololol

 

Hot IDB nights!

 

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