perhaps I should ELABORATE!

mikepaine: :knock: :knock:
mikepaine: Can Dr. Jimmy come out for storytime???
mikepaine: please just one short one?? I promise we will be good whores and listen!
mikepaine: I'll bring milk and cookies
mikepaine: or in the whores case...joints and NoS
mikepaine: ;-)
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: dude I can barely breathe
HamSatan: I would normally love to but I got get something in me soon
mikepaine: I will bring a megaphone
mikepaine:
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: uhh huh
mikepaine: I'm quaoting this
mikepaine: <<<HamSatan: I would normally love to but I got get something in me soon>>>>>
mikepaine: just that
HamSatan: MEDICINE you bastid!
HamSatan: I need some cough medicine!
mikepaine: LOL
mikepaine: too late
mikepaine: the damage is done
HamSatan: god fcokin dammit
HamSatan: fockin a
HamSatan: If I had a voice I'd cuss you out on the phone
mikepaine:
mikepaine: ;-)
mikepaine: done
HamSatan: huh?
HamSatan: god dammit what are you talking about
mikepaine: quoted
HamSatan: I'm too drunk on Halls to fathom teh severity of my comments
HamSatan: lol
mikepaine: ROFL
HamSatan: jesus H....ahhh feckit

 

It was funnier out of context

 

daffy bastid.....

 

I do what I can to amuse the s at ANYONES expense

 

Aw is poor Jimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmay sicky

 

ha.. I shoulda posted some of the sickness

 

mikepaine (10:47:27 AM): lol
mikepaine (10:47:42 AM): no you suck at life! its not just the job
mikepaine (10:47:43 AM): ;-)
DarkSub Rosa (10:50:54 AM): doh
DarkSub Rosa (10:51:00 AM): i knew it
mikepaine (10:51:14 AM): its ok the whores will always love ya
DarkSub Rosa (10:51:21 AM): im glad someone does
mikepaine (10:51:22 AM): whore love is unconditional!
DarkSub Rosa (10:51:36 AM): whores love is harder to get than one might think
mikepaine (10:52:10 AM): sexactly
DarkSub Rosa (10:52:29 AM): tastic
DarkSub Rosa (10:52:35 AM): i got a joke for ya
DarkSub Rosa (10:53:35 AM): little red riding hood was about to head over to her grandmothers house when her mom said.. "Now little red riding hood... be careful for the big bad wolf... because he will take off that lil red hood and lift up that lil red skirt.. and he's gonna you"
DarkSub Rosa (10:53:48 AM): lil red riding hood said.. don't worry, it will be ok
DarkSub Rosa (10:54:25 AM): so lil red riding hood visits her grandmother.. and on her way out grandmother says "Now little red riding hood... be careful for the big bad wolf... because he will take off that lil red hood and lift up that lil red skirt.. and he's gonna you....so take this .45 for protection"
DarkSub Rosa (10:55:22 AM): so lil red riding hood is on her way home and here comes the big bad wolf.. and he says..."Now little red riding hood... I am going to take off that lil red hood and lift up that lil red skirt.. and I'm gonna you"
DarkSub Rosa (10:55:44 AM): Lil Red Riding hood pulls out her .45 and says "Naw bitch.. your gonna ing eat me like the story says!"
mikepaine (10:56:23 AM): ROFL
mikepaine (10:56:24 AM): HAHAHA
DarkSub Rosa (10:56:53 AM): My friend layne told me that story right before she took me out to eat for changing her oil and valve cover gasket
DarkSub Rosa (10:57:02 AM): hehe
mikepaine (10:57:49 AM): right
mikepaine (10:57:57 AM): thats what she wanted...her fluids checked
DarkSub Rosa (10:58:15 AM): i used the dipstick
mikepaine (10:58:22 AM): I bet
mikepaine (10:58:26 AM): so you scored?
DarkSub Rosa (10:58:32 AM): with the B18C1
DarkSub Rosa (10:58:40 AM): I had my hand all over the back of the block
mikepaine (10:58:49 AM): did it get messy?
DarkSub Rosa (10:59:13 AM): well not too bad
mikepaine (10:59:18 AM): did she leak?
mikepaine (10:59:21 AM): leakage is bad!
DarkSub Rosa (10:59:25 AM): she was leaking pretty bad
DarkSub Rosa (10:59:32 AM): her valve cover was on hand tight
DarkSub Rosa (10:59:44 AM): so I put her a new gasket on and sealed it real good
DarkSub Rosa (11:00:04 AM): she needs to be washed realy good though
mikepaine (11:01:10 AM): dirty huh?
mikepaine (11:01:15 AM): USE PROTECTION!
DarkSub Rosa (11:01:44 AM): I had a glove on when tightening the oil filter to get it reall good and tight
DarkSub Rosa (11:01:59 AM): it was a little wet back there
DarkSub Rosa (11:02:43 AM): it was kinda hard to get under her
DarkSub Rosa (11:02:58 AM): i got a good look up her engine bay though from the bottom
DarkSub Rosa (11:03:47 AM): I had taco's to eat later that night
mikepaine (11:03:57 AM): was she on top you underneath?
DarkSub Rosa (11:04:13 AM): yea.. i had to keep her supported though
DarkSub Rosa (11:04:37 AM): i didn't want her to fall and hurt me
DarkSub Rosa (11:05:41 AM): her shocks are blown though so its a rough ride
mikepaine (11:06:31 AM): good man..keeping her rlifted
DarkSub Rosa (11:06:51 AM): gotta have room to work my hand around ya know
DarkSub Rosa (11:07:09 AM): can't be all squished when your reaching where you can't see
mikepaine (11:07:25 AM): I give you a lot of credit..I wont do that kind of work..cant put the time in...im more of an in and out kinda guy
DarkSub Rosa (11:07:40 AM): yea it was a small enclosure.. i had a tough time
DarkSub Rosa (11:07:47 AM): my place woulda been much better
DarkSub Rosa (11:08:10 AM): but she let took me out for taco's afterwards so it was worth it
mikepaine (11:08:16 AM): yeah its always more comfortable at your place
mikepaine (11:08:25 AM): Tuna Taco?
DarkSub Rosa (11:08:26 AM): yea i had to transport my tools
DarkSub Rosa (11:08:42 AM): no San Antonio Taco Company
DarkSub Rosa (11:08:57 AM): I thought we were talking about the car .... ;-)
mikepaine (11:09:00 AM): OH
mikepaine (11:09:05 AM): ;-)
DarkSub Rosa (11:09:15 AM): if you don't quote this I am
mikepaine (11:09:21 AM): its all yours!
DarkSub Rosa (11:09:24 AM): lol..
mikepaine (11:09:25 AM):

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA