DarkSub Rosa: i wanna be an actor on the OC
HamSatan: LMAO
HamSatan: the token hick?
DarkSub Rosa: hell it wurkz fur me
HamSatan: as opposed to hooked-on-phonics
DarkSub Rosa: yep

 

 

and a CORNER to boot!

 

 

 

DarkSub Rosa: i got a lot of shit i need to archive here
Mikepaine: what you save your shit?
DarkSub Rosa: haha
Mikepaine: like in jars with formaldehyde?
Mikepaine:
Mikepaine: thats just nasty!
DarkSub Rosa: well i got a nice collection going
Mikepaine: labels: morning shit
Mikepaine: afternoon shit
Mikepaine: after wing eating contest shit
DarkSub Rosa: nah.. can't be that vague
DarkSub Rosa: :Nov. 23rd 3:45 PM after McDonalds #2 and gummi bears
4:55 PM
Mikepaine: ahhh I see..science and art dictate a more through labeling process
Mikepaine: makes sense
DarkSub Rosa: lol.. yep
Mikepaine: stinky sense..but sense none the less
DarkSub Rosa: us art people are anal
DarkSub Rosa: no pun intended
Mikepaine: QUOTED!
DarkSub Rosa: lmfao

 

 

Dr. Jimmy was busy spouting off to himself while I was away from my computer today


3:11 PM
HamSatan: Ahhh
HamSatan: here we are
HamSatan: can you write back?
HamSatan: mmm?
HamSatan: ......
HamSatan: ....excellent....
HamSatan: HENRY THE 8TH I AM I AM
HamSatan: HENRY THE 8TH I AM!
HamSatan: :taps mic:
HamSatan: :taps mic again:
HamSatan: :cough cough:
HamSatan: So D.C. is littered with those delightful stoplight cameras
3:15 PM
HamSatan: and patrol cars, unmarked....parked on the sides of streets with fat guys sitting in the car....eating....reading magazines.....maybe even knitting......while the camera in the nose of their car makes life a living hell for countless of us living here....
HamSatan: these light make D.C. over 68000 bucks....a DAY
HamSatan: a frickin DAY!
HamSatan: this being said......is it really that ing necessary for meter maids to write you a ticket five minutes before your meter expires?
HamSatan: entire rows of ign cars
HamSatan: I had a lady try and give me the ticket....while I was pulling away once!
HamSatan: do they get a commission?
HamSatan: discounts on crap white neons to doodle around town in?
HamSatan: free hair weaves?
HamSatan: wtf?
HamSatan: And the cameras? Look...guy gets rear-ended at a stop light...rolls into the intersection....gets a ing ticket!
HamSatan: this is a true story
HamSatan: the guy has whiplash....he goes to the hospital in an ambulance
HamSatan: gets out the same day in a firggin neckbrace...takes the day off of work the following morning
HamSatan: gets his mail? And low and behold.........a Kodak moment
HamSatan: .........it used to be you knew it was coming ya know?
HamSatan: you'd see the flash blinding oncoming traffic from behind you
3:20 PM
HamSatan: you'd know that by the end of the week you'd get a notice in the mail, most likely, telling you "now we don't know who was driving....bu tit was your caaaar....so you owe us.....mmmm....let's say $55.....which will be $100 if you don't pay us right away......but no worries....we won't tell anyone you did it....so long as you pay...."
HamSatan: wouldn't Tony Soprano do the same friggin thing?
HamSatan: they don't even use those flashbulbs half the time anymore because people would have those dopey plastic covers.......or spray their plates with stuff and BOUNCE the light back.....Maybe the guy checking these pictures thought it was God trying to tell him he's an asshole the first time it happened.....who knows.....
HamSatan: but now? They use infrared....friggin infrared!......They've made so much ing money off this garbage that they are equiping stoplights better than the armed forces! wtf!
HamSatan: ...............
HamSatan: 'kay I'm done.....

 

I didn't even read all of it. I thought only females could talk to someone for an extended period of time without needing any sort of response.

 

ahhhhh.... rants.. love em!