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Old Jul 30, 2004 | 09:16 AM
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[QUOTE=Dark_Sub_Rosa,Jul 30 2004, 12:58 PM]Fu
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Old Jul 30, 2004 | 09:19 AM
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Old Jul 30, 2004 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Chazmo,Jul 30 2004, 01:13 PM
Hey, Soph-y! Leave it to Mike to come up with a good idea... You should've pretended you were him. OMG, what a riot!!!!!
Thats what I told her
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Old Jul 30, 2004 | 12:05 PM
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HamSatan: actually a lot of people have figured it out....and others don't notice that I'm not even showing up on their list as being available
mikepaine: ahhhh
HamSatan: I'm a lil' stinker.
mikepaine: stealth whore
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: I'm so happy with this purchase....it's sex with a keyboard
HamSatan: and you can quote me on that
HamSatan: hell it should be on the box when it comes from UPS
HamSatan: "this box contains sex with a keyboard"
mikepaine: ROFL
mikepaine: thats how I feel about my big 17"
HamSatan: that's how alllll the ladies feel about your big 17"
HamSatan: as they should
mikepaine: and they all do
mikepaine: except for Sophia she was confused and puzzled by it
HamSatan: hahahahahaha
mikepaine: I guess she is used to smaller less eleagant ones
HamSatan: nothing worse than a clumsy, tiny penis
HamSatan: .....um........so I've been told....
HamSatan: I mean.....not about mine....
mikepaine: oh wait is that what were talking about??
HamSatan: just in general...
HamSatan: to be honest...I forgot
mikepaine: LOL
mikepaine: QUOTED!
HamSatan: I just like typing on this keyboard...so I'll talk about penises all day long if it means I can play on this thing...
mikepaine: you go and play with your penis young man
HamSatan: :salutes: YESSIR!!!
mikepaine: I will be here looking lustfully at my 17" cher
HamSatan: lol
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Old Jul 30, 2004 | 12:08 PM
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Sex with a keyboard... now included with every Party in a box!
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Old Jul 30, 2004 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Jul 30 2004, 04:08 PM


Sex with a keyboard... now included with every Party in a box!
But its a MAC Billy
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Old Jul 30, 2004 | 12:16 PM
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Mikey, do you actually work at all?

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Old Jul 30, 2004 | 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jul 30 2004, 03:13 PM
But its a MAC Billy
I don't discriminate when it comes to sex... they're all keyboards on the inside.
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Old Jul 30, 2004 | 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Chazmo,Jul 30 2004, 04:16 PM
Mikey, do you actually work at all?

I actually..believe it or not was quite productive ...whorking today
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Old Jul 30, 2004 | 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Jul 30 2004, 04:18 PM
I don't discriminate when it comes to sex... they're all keyboards on the inside.
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