Guys can justify just about anything sexually related...here is my evidence.

AIM conversation:

mikepaine: no we have another yummy piece here today
mikepaine: she hasnt worked in a while
mikepaine: I missed her
mikepaine: lol
mikepaine: not sure shes ur type...but she works for me ;-)
HamSatan: define "not my type"?
mikepaine: a little thick but quite yummy...great ass that wont quit..and a tad freaky
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: freaky like freaky-deeky or freaky, like, she raises rabbits to kill them and make sweaters?
mikepaine: she got a belly button ring...she wouldn't t show me ...thats not sexual harassment is it?
mikepaine:
HamSatan: not at all!
HamSatan: you were checking for infection
mikepaine: me incessantly telling her she would be fired unless she could prove the whereabouts this this said ring?
HamSatan: after all...a healthy employee is a happy employee
mikepaine: exactly!
HamSatan: lol
mikepaine: see someone understands
HamSatan: I do try
mikepaine: it was for her own good!
HamSatan: absolutely!
HamSatan: those types of things need air!
HamSatan: hell...you should have offered to clean it for her!
mikepaine: she loves to talk sex with me
mikepaine: clean it!
mikepaine: ROFL
mikepaine: with my swirling tongue right
mikepaine: but seriously whats the point of having the ring if you wont show it?
HamSatan: saliva can be very antiseptic
mikepaine: I mean she showed me the clit ring
mikepaine: whats the big deal?
HamSatan: WHAT!?!
HamSatan: wait
mikepaine: HAHAHAHAH
HamSatan: wtf!?
mikepaine: just kidding ;-)
HamSatan: are you SURE she doesn't raise rabbits?
HamSatan: lol

 

Hey look! I'm retarded!

Jim: so this guy that's meeting us at the bar...
Jim: He looks like Drug Dealer Jesus?
Jim: lol
Jim: will he be in a bathrobe?
SweetJ: let's hope not
Jim: are you kidding!
Jim: That'd be focking hysterical!
Jim: "Hi I'm Jesus..I'm 2000 years old and walk everywhere? I don't have ID"
SweetJ: lol

 

Jimmy I don't even remember that convo

 

 

Was I drinking at work again

 

I forget who we were talking about? But it was like, one of the last things we said to eachother from work before the last Mid-A Happy Hour at Orange Ball? Trillian keeps a log of what we say (I just screwed up copying it to here...I fixed it). This has been in my AIM profile (abridged) for a while

 

Still don't recall it

 

I didnt say any of that! Wheres the proof

 

Uh oh looks like Michael is trying to get out of another one