GhettoMechanic01: the skirts women wear there on the street are about two pubes shy of being at "hood level" know wha'm'sayin?
Mikepaine: nice
12:20 PM
GhettoMechanic01: seriously
GhettoMechanic01: I don't think they even come that way
GhettoMechanic01: I think they're all custom jobs
GhettoMechanic01: lol
Mikepaine: grass on the field
GhettoMechanic01: soemthing tells me there isn't any even when there's supposed to be
GhettoMechanic01: WILD theory
Mikepaine: not even a racing stripe?
Mikepaine: a soul patch
GhettoMechanic01: lol
Mikepaine: a flavor savor?
GhettoMechanic01: a Hitler Moustache?
GhettoMechanic01: lol.."The Cooch Nazi"
GhettoMechanic01: "No cooch for you.......ONE YEAR!"

 

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alexrex20: on party poker
alexrex20: they censor the word 'jew'
mikepaine: ok
alexrex20: lol
alexrex20: i thought of you when i saw the censor
mikepaine: thanks
alexrex20: anytime
alexrex20: no perverted comeback?
alexrex20: that's odd
mikepaine: im a jew not a pervert
alexrex20: lol
alexrex20: right
alexrex20: i can go through the log and pick out 5 dozen instances
mikepaine: of?
mikepaine: me being jewish?
alexrex20: perv
mikepaine: never
alexrex20: haha
alexrex20: i'll find one just for fun
alexrex20: mikepaine: ok the wife needs some pipe layed
mikepaine: im the plumber on call tonight
mikepaine: I said that?
alexrex20: mikepaine: ok the wife needs some pipe layed
mikepaine: im the plumber on call tonight
alexrex20: wait wrong
alexrex20: mikepaine: not me
mikepaine: I busted one off so Im ready to go
mikepaine: do you know the definition of pervert?
alexrex20: i guess nor
mikepaine: I may be a horn dog
alexrex20: not*
mikepaine: over sexed
mikepaine: but im not a pervert
mikepaine: now do I practice in sexual perversion, sure!
mikepaine: but its consensual and sensual
alexrex20: see that's what im talking about lmao
mikepaine: hence NOT a pervert
mikepaine:
alexrex20: lmao

 

 

alexrex20: you turn me on
Mikepaine: I try
Mikepaine: NOT
alexrex20: it comes natural to ya babe
Mikepaine:
alexrex20: dont know what that smiley is supposed to mean
Mikepaine: well a man has never called me babe before
Mikepaine: nor has a pathological liar so I am not sure what to make of it!
Mikepaine:
alexrex20:
alexrex20: well hun
alexrex20: im speechless
Mikepaine: Thats a first!