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From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Originally Posted by sweetj,Dec 6 2004, 02:07 PM
Hey guys wish me luck on my interview tomorrow.. This is the second a final one
Well not with your knockers but you know what I mean 
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sophiaface55: i need to be burning hot lol
sophiaface55: just u and me?
sophiaface55: apparently 10 years older than me is appealing lol
sophiaface55: arer u gonna stay over?
sophiaface55: u guys can cuddle and stay up all night gossipping
sophiaface55: hahahha yes u are baby
sophiaface55: please videotape this
sophiaface55: thats quality reality TV
sophiaface55: i didnt know u and jimmy were a duo stand up comedic team
btw, good luck red hotass!!!
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mikepaine: just big balls
mikepaine: its a lovefest
mikepaine: ive done so many hard drugs between now and then..im lucky I remembered to put underwear on this morning
mikepaine: ok the wife needs some pipe layed
mikepaine: be back in a bit she wants a quickie
mikepaine: good point I forgot you were a necrophiliac
mikepaine: I busted one off so Im ready to go
mikepaine: no one said I masturbated.........tonight at least
mikepaine: hustler and puritan usually take the whores a 1/2 mile I think
mikepaine: mine was a sexual thing originally ...long story
mikepaine: get a cigar and some ass cream for it
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westsidebilly: and I don't like indiana
westsidebilly: I won't dispute that I'm a dumbass either way
westsidebilly: seriously, some of hte people in car talk need to be shot.
westsidebilly: and he's about as smart as my left nut
westsidebilly: well, when I say
off, I mean in the worst ways... spending bill money on pot, not bothering to go to school, getting arrested, having parties when the parents are away for a weekend... 
westsidebilly: I've only been bombed a few times in since I turned 21
westsidebilly: eh, I am pretty mature
westsidebilly: I've only puked twice
westsidebilly: wait - 3 times
westsidebilly: shoot first, ask questions later.
westsidebilly: man, you are a redneck
westsidebilly: I had the complete dancemania collection
westsidebilly: I'm watching the eel video
westsidebilly: shoving them down her cooch
westsidebilly: it's worth a look
westsidebilly: if you do, I'll shoot you
westsidebilly: take pictures
westsidebilly: how old is he?
westsidebilly: I won't dispute that I'm a dumbass either way
westsidebilly: seriously, some of hte people in car talk need to be shot.
westsidebilly: and he's about as smart as my left nut
westsidebilly: well, when I say
off, I mean in the worst ways... spending bill money on pot, not bothering to go to school, getting arrested, having parties when the parents are away for a weekend... westsidebilly: I've only been bombed a few times in since I turned 21
westsidebilly: eh, I am pretty mature
westsidebilly: I've only puked twice
westsidebilly: wait - 3 times
westsidebilly: shoot first, ask questions later.
westsidebilly: man, you are a redneck
westsidebilly: I had the complete dancemania collection
westsidebilly: I'm watching the eel video
westsidebilly: shoving them down her cooch
westsidebilly: it's worth a look
westsidebilly: if you do, I'll shoot you
westsidebilly: take pictures
westsidebilly: how old is he?
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alexrex20: ing communists
theravenousmouth: socialists, not communists
theravenousmouth: communists wouldn't even let you have the car
alexrex20: aka faggots
theravenousmouth: socialist let you have it, but won't let you have any fun
theravenousmouth: its almost worst, and a lot like california
alexrex20: well, i got in trouble because it was 1) too loud, 2) not emission compliant (like it needs to be) and 3) i didnt have a parking permit
theravenousmouth:ing communists
alexrex20: um
alexrex20: yuo mean socialists?
theravenousmouth: so you think a 70''s vette is alright
theravenousmouth: right, socialists
theravenousmouth: I think they are underbraked
alexrex20: well, for the conversion, with a 383, its perfect
theravenousmouth: but I don't know about the suspension
alexrex20: but a 70s vette with original motor... a '95 5.0 could beat it
theravenousmouth: Its similar to the C2 isn't it?
theravenousmouth: oh yeah
alexrex20: ya
alexrex20: the big change was with c4
theravenousmouth: GOTTA do a swap
alexrex20: 80s vettes were even slower though
theravenousmouth: 454 maybe
theravenousmouth: I know, and uglier
alexrex20: like the L82 rofl
alexrex20: 225hp i thinkl
theravenousmouth: oooo
theravenousmouth: thats embarrassing
alexrex20: ya
alexrex20: all show no go
theravenousmouth: especially considering I'm putting 225 to the wheels with 160
alexrex20: my friend has a '70 cutlass and he thinks his 305 is a better motor than my 383
alexrex20: so i pissed on his wheel
theravenousmouth: lol
theravenousmouth: never like the 305
theravenousmouth: don't know why
alexrex20: 305 is 2nd worse, only to the 307
alexrex20: lol
theravenousmouth: gay motor
theravenousmouth: like closet homosexual rednecks from alabama drive cars with 305's in them
alexrex20: YA!
alexrex20: like in a skylark or olds eighty eight
alexrex20: we call them hoodoos
alexrex20: the ****** like to drive them
theravenousmouth: yeah, I know what your talking about
theravenousmouth: we have a breed in socal like that
ing communiststheravenousmouth: socialists, not communists
theravenousmouth: communists wouldn't even let you have the car
alexrex20: aka faggots
theravenousmouth: socialist let you have it, but won't let you have any fun
theravenousmouth: its almost worst, and a lot like california
alexrex20: well, i got in trouble because it was 1) too loud, 2) not emission compliant (like it needs to be) and 3) i didnt have a parking permit
theravenousmouth:
ing communistsalexrex20: um
alexrex20: yuo mean socialists?
theravenousmouth: so you think a 70''s vette is alright
theravenousmouth: right, socialists
theravenousmouth: I think they are underbraked
alexrex20: well, for the conversion, with a 383, its perfect
theravenousmouth: but I don't know about the suspension
alexrex20: but a 70s vette with original motor... a '95 5.0 could beat it
theravenousmouth: Its similar to the C2 isn't it?
theravenousmouth: oh yeah
alexrex20: ya
alexrex20: the big change was with c4
theravenousmouth: GOTTA do a swap
alexrex20: 80s vettes were even slower though
theravenousmouth: 454 maybe
theravenousmouth: I know, and uglier
alexrex20: like the L82 rofl
alexrex20: 225hp i thinkl
theravenousmouth: oooo
theravenousmouth: thats embarrassing
alexrex20: ya
alexrex20: all show no go
theravenousmouth: especially considering I'm putting 225 to the wheels with 160
alexrex20: my friend has a '70 cutlass and he thinks his 305 is a better motor than my 383
alexrex20: so i pissed on his wheel
theravenousmouth: lol
theravenousmouth: never like the 305
theravenousmouth: don't know why
alexrex20: 305 is 2nd worse, only to the 307
alexrex20: lol
theravenousmouth: gay motor
theravenousmouth: like closet homosexual rednecks from alabama drive cars with 305's in them
alexrex20: YA!
alexrex20: like in a skylark or olds eighty eight
alexrex20: we call them hoodoos
alexrex20: the ****** like to drive them
theravenousmouth: yeah, I know what your talking about
theravenousmouth: we have a breed in socal like that