Totally unrelated, but if you (er, he) have no standards, why not just find one or two that are good in the sack and stick with them? Why deal with 100 crazy bitches when you can suffice with a few?

 

Welllll, one of the girls is just that mean of a fisherman, so she probably has actually run out of hooks. But definitely not the other one

 

hellll no. First, I have standards. Second, I won't pretend to have the skills he has.

 

Hmm come to think of it, I don't think you can search multiple cities on kijiji either.

 

How do you know how good his skills are?
Confidence will get you far.

 

he's one of those guys who will say and do anything, totally fearless. funny as hell too. makes a big difference, as you say, to be that confident.

he's also totally fukn nuts and really immature, and when i say he'll say anything, i'm serious... talking about foot fetishes with total strangers, just one example.

 

I can't do that. I have a friend who can do that. . . but he's 34 and looks like he's 19. He looks boyish; women just flock to him because he's completely non-threatening.

I'm. . . I'm threatening.

 

They probably don't want a repeat if he underperforms.

You of ALL people should understand the failure to meet expectations.

 

I have nothing constructive to say at this point.

 

I've been here longer than you, and I have yet to see any evidence that you've EVER had anything constructive to say.

Carry on.