A couple quotes I caught recently


Homer after Mr. Burns comes on to him! "I'm sorry Mr. Burns I dont go for these back door shenanigans!"


Homer on life with Marge "its like being married to my best friend except she lets me touch her boobies every now n then. WOOHOO!"

 

"trying is the first step to failing"

 

tonight's episode
Bart pretended to be kidnapped so that he doesn't get into trouble. Chief Wiggam solved the case. Everyone is happy with the result except Lisa who uncovered the truth.
when the truth is revealed everyone is unhappy b/c everyone has benefited from this scam.

I learned that sometimes in life the truth is not the MOST important thing.

 

tonight, I learned that if I become a rap star, I will have a 200" plasma tv in my closet

 

I learned that chicks dig guys in prison with eye patches. Also that Bart does have more clothes in his closet than what he usually wears.

 

today's episode is so gay....

 

OMG! Marge's sister Patty is gay
Lenny may be gay also

 

so many funny lines in this episode....

ha ha ha

 

today's lesson: just because a person is a lesbian doesn't make her less of an being.

 

I missed it