Sally set off to the Sushi bar where she had a lovely dinner. She felt a lottle concerned since her last Sushi gave her sever trots.

Next morning she woke up feeling a little queasy but that wouldn't deter her from her plans to visit Newcastle England, home of her beloved Newky. Her journey would be arduous so she packed many things like...

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5 pairs of capri pants, each in a different color. She also brought her finest lingerie, including

 

lacy underthings with names that men could only whisper. Knowing that she'd need these things...

 

she envisioned her arrival in Newcastle, where she was faint with anticipation at being met by

 

a herd of roaming sheep. Unfortunately, sheep only take to wool undies. That said (and god only knows why it was said)...

 

...Sally headed to the nearest pub, which oddly enough had a 'help wanted' sign out front and a brass pole in the middle of a raised dance floor, which could only mean...

 

...that her days of dance recitals would come in handy. The barkeep passed her a tall Newky, and she started to....

 

...fill out an application when she...

 

...heard a terrible commotion, so she peaked her head around the...

 

...corner...