left-handed and arithmetically challenged. The Canadian mud wrestler was given a low score by this individual, but the MWU (mud wrestler's union) threw out the judge and awarded all gold medals to the contestants because...

 

They only had rulers to measure with and the curves made it difficult to get it accurate. The Canadian mud wrestler........

 

by most accounts, kicked the crap out of the Russian wrestler, but for all who watched, nobody cared. The ruler turned out to be a fortunate object to have around because....

 

they could accurately measure most 2 dimensional objects, however there weren't many 2 dimensional objects around so they decided to.....

 

use a compass instead (the geometry class thingy, not the hiking aid). Where to put the pointy end became a very hot subject of debate until s2k_redhead showed up and introduced them to body-piercing, at which point....

(damn, I wandered off on that subject again... red's gonna kill me)

 

s2k_redhead, after advising on the art of body piercing, turned to Charlie and said......

 

..."I'll pierce more than your bellybutton, if you don't watch where you point that..."

 

"...laser pointer," which Chaz had been using during his presentation explaining the fine subtleties of...

 

left-foot braking techniques when driving into the ...

 

CORNER, which Martin has started to achieve consistently. Kathy then wandered off in search of...