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Old Jul 7, 2002 | 02:26 PM
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woodcocks and tit willows which are species of birds so aptly named because of their..........
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Old Jul 7, 2002 | 02:51 PM
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cunning ability to spit shine shoes. Sally awoke the next day with a migrane the size of...
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Old Jul 7, 2002 | 06:05 PM
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the boil on Newt Gingrich's ass, yet slightly more...
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Old Jul 7, 2002 | 06:27 PM
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pungent. For hair of the dog, Sally poured herself a....
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Old Jul 7, 2002 | 07:25 PM
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bottle of newky, a drink that she had loved ever since ........


(no picking on anyone's spouses for me now )
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Old Jul 8, 2002 | 07:24 AM
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She had been getting "pungent headaches" (). With one mighty gulp of the Newk, she...
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Old Jul 8, 2002 | 07:28 AM
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...let rip a glorious belch. Not content with one Newky, Sally set off towards...
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Old Jul 8, 2002 | 07:51 AM
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the Sushi bar, where...
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Old Jul 8, 2002 | 07:51 AM
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Newcastle England. Her journey would be arduous so she packed many things like...
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Old Jul 8, 2002 | 07:56 AM
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(agh, we diverged... John you take it away... can't allow two alternate universes... )
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