would rather show everyone her..........

 

red, semi transparent, silk and lace .....

 

scarf which matched rather well with her............

 

hair, which is why she was known to her friends as .....

 

really good looking hair that has that move start sheen type look to it girl, after hanging out the window she was smacked upside the head by a lamp post which rendered her unconsious...

 

She was known to her friends as Sally, but since she was unconscious, she couldn't tell the medics her name. The dark, handsome technician leaned over to give her some mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, when he noticed ...

 

a slightly damaged blue-footed booby in the passenger seat next to the scarved, red-headed babe. Babe... Booby... Babe... Booby.... The technician, having a difficult choice on (in?) his hands...

(how the heck did we get started abusing John's wife? This is TJ's influence, isn't it??? )

 

He picked the booby. The bird booby. They began a relationship, the boobly and the tech and moved to...

(I don't know Red but I'm mad a somebody)

 

an aviary, which was a good thing since the bird liked to keep pets...

(hard to be mad when you're laughing, isn't it, John?)

 

...like Tits, which are also lovely little birds. There were other pets like...

(so true :