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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 03:15 PM
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pair of mohair capri pants which were attached to....
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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 03:26 PM
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Lukes legs by a mysterious force. This mysterious force would only allow the pants to be pulled ON! Slowly Luke began...
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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 03:53 PM
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to twist and push and pull, all the while...
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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 03:57 PM
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the capri pants got higher and higher. Soon they were...
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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 04:04 PM
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were SO high that..
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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 05:02 PM
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Luke was screaming in pain. He had started by just complaining that he hated capris, but now the pain was seriously
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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 07:52 PM
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not worth it so he pulled them all the way up and, voila! Luke was wearing Capri pants. Hmmm thought Luke, not bad...
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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 10:25 PM
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untill he realized that his butt looked WAY to big in these things so he...
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Old Jul 11, 2002 | 06:18 AM
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...he came to his senses, put down his blunt, and put on a nice suit and tie so he could...





(does Luke even own a tie?)

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Old Jul 11, 2002 | 06:56 AM
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try to impress Sally with his Armani suit, what he didnt realize is that...
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