Wooo Hooo!!!!!

CORNER!!! by the way

 

shrivelled up wrinkled old hands were holding a note for her which said..........






( If we put this much effort into our work we would probably all work less hours and get paid more. )

 

Sally, it is now your solemn duty to make Australia........






(how true!!! I have actually only re-written three paragraphs of that translation in the last 2 hours!!! )

 

a topless nation and all beach wear to be supplied by the Japanese so that............





(in the last few hours I've only done a handful of quotes and called a few people. )

 

we get more sights like this on the beaches.....

Sally was happy to oblige and started by......

 

Banning regular swimsuits in Australia in favour of the japanese version which created an increase in male beachgoers due to the..........




(I'm still searching for similar pics )

 

need for more sunscreen to be rubbed in. A job which the males were happy to undertake and only requested payment by means of...........





(there aren't any!!!! I have searched the WHOLE of the WWW and can't find any more ..... apart from the ones I have already sent to you !!! )

 

cash or credit card only as it was hard to sign a check when the only place you can carry a pen is.................





(I suspect the guy who took the pictures went blind. )

 

in your pocket ( ). The unexpected effect of the change to these skimpy costumes was......







(I think you could be right.... my eyesight has definitely got worse since I found those pictures )

 

lower crime rate, more tourism, and a happier healthier populace which goes to show that if you want to make the world a better place all you need to do is............





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