...To reveal two guards, each carrying a cage full of vaseline covered Gerbil's...Bunny-Man gasped in horror....

 

because the gerbils were not Kosher!!! fearing for his soul, bunnyman.....

 

...quickly recited the Klingon butt-vault incantation....It wasn't working...! The guacamole had somehow....

 

slipped into an improbability stream and rendered the klingon incantation useless. luckily, arthur dent arrived with an improbability drive and...

 

a probability stick. this stick was a magical stick because...

 

it had little green lights on it that would blink on and off..... but enough about that. Arthur Dent poked the stick into...

 

bunny-man's ear. you see, arthur was blind in one eye and had a slight depth perception problem. he was lucky to get the stick into any hole let alone the so called "listening hole"...

 

and so with a deft touch he lodged the probability stick firmly into bunnyman's cerebral cortex, thus gaining access to all......

 

sorts of pornographic, explicit doodads in his catalogue of foul and repugnant ways to sexually offend most everyone on God's green earth. That cornocopia (sp?) now successfully downloaded, Dent turned and, absolutely without warning, proceeded to

 

fly out the window at top speed. He flew hundreds of miles to his secret mountain top lair, where he could look over the tasteless porno material and....