...Cheez Whiz. He thought to himself...

 

i like cheese. but what's with dancing pinto beans? he grabbed his cape and...

 

went to the White House, where President nixon was smoking his first ever joint. He said to the Secret Service guys: "Colors, I see colors." "Red, white, and blue, sir. "No brown, I see brown, terrible depressing brown. I see Pat Brown and he's winning." "But sir, you're in this big, big, house now." "You mean?" "Yes, sir." "Then it's true, I'm Governor of California."

 

but then something happened. a plot twist so diabolically diabolical. so outrageously outrageous...

 

that not even his mother could...

 

nor could his father, so he turned to his sister, bunnygurl. Bunnygurl was known throughout the land....

 

as a who was as loose a 98 yr old lady. She ed every night, but got poor wages. One night this guy pulled up and asked if she would...

 

take out her false teeth and gum his loins, but he only had 50 cents, so.......

 

she did as he requested. As she was doing the deed, he asked if he could get a free fisting. She said sure and proceeded to..

 

punch him. she was not up with the times and ...