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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 03:31 PM
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Haven't you seen the office? Get a huge bowl, mix in jelly mix and put their stapler in it. I guess your looking for quick pranks...
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 05:06 PM
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Those are all good, but they're obvious. I like the ones that fuck with peoples heads.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Sep 18 2008, 05:06 PM
Those are all good, but they're obvious. I like the ones that fuck with peoples heads.
ok, go in and leave very happy, then come in shooting the next day, then everyone including the media will be asking "why?" thats how you **** with everyones heads



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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 09:32 AM
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Too late. I'm blamin you.











Gag #4: Man, it's slow today...
Ease to pull off - 10
Results - 6

When you find a coworkers cubicle devoid of their presence, turn the ringer on their phone all the way down or off. It's better than unplugging it because they don't realize there is a problem right away. After all, they can still MAKE phone calls.
Again, this one is kinda cheesy, but can be pulled off quickly with little risk of getting busted.
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 09:56 AM
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Gag #5
Ease to pull off: 100
Results: 1 (now)

Link all the people in your office to this thread, and then lock it out of lack of interest

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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 10:23 AM
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Hey pantless, you got a descriptor for cropdusting?
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 01:42 PM
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I'm so doing 2 and 3 onmonday
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 03:13 PM
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I'm doing #1 and #2 at least 2x a day, but what is #3?
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Old Sep 21, 2008 | 03:44 PM
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by INTJ,Sep 19 2008, 07:13 PM
I'm doing #1 and #2 at least 2x a day, but what is #3?
That's when you do a #1 and a #2 simultaneously in your pants.
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