Everyone enjoys a gag, especially when it is played on them. While some are obvious to everyone, like wrapping everything in one's cubicle with foil, I think the best gags are the ones that only the victims are aware of. This thread will help you try out and eventually create your own workplace gags to annoy your stoopid-ass coworkers. Gags are graded on a scale from 1 - 10 on simplicity and effect.

Gag #1 - the toiletpaper fake-out.
Ease to pull off - 8
Effect - 10

Most office bathrooms use the industrial roll-size TP dispenser. Simply remove the roll when no one is looking, tear off two or three sheets and dangle them over the center spool of the dispenser so they hang through the opening when the cover is closed, looking like there is still plenty of paper left. Though it is difficult to witness the initial reaction without apperaing to be some freak with a fecal fetish, the lasting effects are obvious by the slightly awkward stance and walking performed by the victim.

Tips - for best results, execute this gag early in the day for a maximum 'dirty-drawer' effect.

Tune in later, or tomorrow for more gags!

 

Dude, I'm giving a minus 1 for qualinity, and where is the bacon?

 

One does not enroll bacon in anything less than an honorable role.

 

Needz more. I'm getting tired of my coworkers.

 

Well by that token, you are correct sir, it would have been a misapplication of bacon.

 

we need video proof!!!!

 

Unfortunately I cannot bring or take video from work.

 

Gag #2: Desktop antics
Ease to pull off - 1
Effect - 10+++

This one is actually the brain-spawn of a close friend. I actually pulled this off with great success which unfortunately resulted in a personal visit to the victim by the IT geeks. This is one that I never owned up to for fear of my contract being discontinued...
Anyway... all you need to pull this off is about 90 seconds and a coworker's unattended computer that is not locked. Close all windows so you are looking at the desktop. Click ALT + Prnt Scrn, which should load a snapshot of the desktop in cache memory. Quickly open MS Paint and select the appropriate mode to copy. Right-click and paste and you should see a picture of the desktop and all the icons including the tool/status bar at the bottom of the screen. Save the pic to any location then go back to the desktop and click-drag all the icons to another safe location that can be recovered (I create a folder in my documents and place them there). Right click on the tool bar at the bottom of the screen and select 'properties' configure the toolbar to be hidden. Finally, right-click on the saved picture of the desktop and select it as your new desktop photo. If you've done it all correctly you've replaced their desktop photo with a photo of their desktop. The victim will see icons but they are only part of the picture, not real icons. Watch them click until their fingernails fall off before they break down and call the geeks to come fix it.

 

this thread blows.

 

Easy now, sweet talkin aint gonna get you any...