Things to do to piss off your coworkers...
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Originally Posted by INTJ,Sep 22 2008, 05:37 PM
From this point onward we shall call #3 a wicky
Usually experienced when your S2000 recovers from some particulary dumbass manuever you weren't quite prepared for when you initiated it.
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Sep 22 2008, 04:41 PM
No, the semi official name shall be "Uh - oh fock".
Usually experienced when your S2000 recovers from some particulary dumbass manuever you weren't quite prepared for when you initiated it.
Usually experienced when your S2000 recovers from some particulary dumbass manuever you weren't quite prepared for when you initiated it.
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Originally Posted by INTJ,Sep 23 2008, 12:47 PM
If you are goint to drive like that your name shall be tardcicle. Wear manties or manatees, don't you care for your car at all?
You tend to your drivin' and I'll tend to mine.
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Gag #5
The printer...
Ease to pull off: 10
Effect: 1-10 depending on content
This gag leaves a lot to the imagination. As a victim of this gag I can attest to it's potency. As always, please exercise the discretion warranted by the attitude of your workplace and HR department. Should you get caught, the Corner will deny any knowledge of your existance.
This can be accomplished on personal printers but works best with public office network printers.
Step 1, Print a healthy amount of anything that is almost offensive, condescending or insulting to one or more people in your office. Examples include colorful "Patriots Suck" or "Tom Brady is a homo!" banners. Make sure the banners do not cover the entire page. A narrow strip runing the length of a page or a banner across the top is sufficient. In some cases, the more non-chalant the banner, the higher yield the effect.
Step 2: Take the printed pages and shuffle them into the fresh paper and reload them into the printer tray, Be sure they are loaded so the side you printed on will be the same side the printer puts the new cue on during one-sided printing.
Step 3: Hilarity ensues.
When I got hit, I looked at all these daily reports that printed out, every 5th one having a banner running down the middle that said "Steelers Suck" I was like, "WTF???" I immediately started going through my printer settings trying to figure it out, not once realizing how simply they had pulled it off. I admit, they finally had to tell me.
The printer...
Ease to pull off: 10
Effect: 1-10 depending on content
This gag leaves a lot to the imagination. As a victim of this gag I can attest to it's potency. As always, please exercise the discretion warranted by the attitude of your workplace and HR department. Should you get caught, the Corner will deny any knowledge of your existance.
This can be accomplished on personal printers but works best with public office network printers.
Step 1, Print a healthy amount of anything that is almost offensive, condescending or insulting to one or more people in your office. Examples include colorful "Patriots Suck" or "Tom Brady is a homo!" banners. Make sure the banners do not cover the entire page. A narrow strip runing the length of a page or a banner across the top is sufficient. In some cases, the more non-chalant the banner, the higher yield the effect.
Step 2: Take the printed pages and shuffle them into the fresh paper and reload them into the printer tray, Be sure they are loaded so the side you printed on will be the same side the printer puts the new cue on during one-sided printing.
Step 3: Hilarity ensues.
When I got hit, I looked at all these daily reports that printed out, every 5th one having a banner running down the middle that said "Steelers Suck" I was like, "WTF???" I immediately started going through my printer settings trying to figure it out, not once realizing how simply they had pulled it off. I admit, they finally had to tell me.
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