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Old Jun 15, 2006 | 11:02 AM
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Thumbs down The Trainee

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dummy?"

"No," replied the trainee.

"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"

The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"

"No." replied the CEO indignantly.

"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 06:21 PM
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heehee
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 08:27 PM
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yeah but most companies now have the extension displayed so the CEO can find out and fire his ass
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 10:45 PM
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Always use someone else's phone
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