Mikes2k, you magnificent bastard. I read your book.




I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by WestSideBilly the killer pimp.

 

ltweintz... I am your father...

 

VTECMOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! VTECMOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!

(from Rocky)

 

You [insert any corner chick!) shouldn't be in the frozen food aisle...you could melt all this stuff

 

To SweetJ:

"AWWW look, you guys wear the same size t-shirt"

 

"Party on Wayne, Party on UnaB"

 

Tokyo James: "Wax on Wax off Mr.Forgetable-San"

 

S2000qtee, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

 

" So I jump ship in Hong Kong, and make my way over to Bangladesh. I get on as a 'looper'..."


" a looper?"


" yeah, a looper... you know... a jock... a pro ... any way, I get up on the first tee and who do you think they give me...???...

The Brantshali himself. Twelfth son of the Vmom... flowing robes, his grace... striking. Anyway, he hauls off and whacks one, big hitter, the Brantshali, and knocks it right into this crevase at the base of a 12,000 foot glacier. He looks at me and you know what he says? 'Goonga-Galoonga. Goonga-Goonga-Galoonga.' So anyway, we're finishing up and he's gonna stiff me. So I say 'Hey Shalli! How about somethin, you know, for the effort?!?' He looks at me and says, 'there will be no money involved. But when you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness...' So I got that going for me... which is nice...."

 

ACLR8: "I'm your HuckleBerry"

"C-Bass: "My fight's not with you ALCR8"

ACLR8: "I beg to differ, we started a fart-game we never finished. Play for keeps . ... .remember?"