" so, ACLR8, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

"DO you like it when ACLR8 grabs on to your leg and rubs up and down?"

 

"Ever since they changed that metal plate in my head, whenever C-Bass turns on the microwave I piss my pants and forget my name for about 30 minutes"

 

"Dude, we need to GO!"


"why? WHats wrong? we just got here..."


" Dude, I just ACLR8ed"


"You ACLR8ed? What's that?"



"I farted and a little shit came out... ACLR8ed..."

 

"Excuse me, C-Bass . ... . does Barry Manilow know you raided his closet?"

 

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fcuking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fcuk off of my obstacle. Get the fcuk down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private ACLR8, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

 

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every zdave87 . . . . . to save it's species"

 

It's Lieutenant ACLR8. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.
Lieutenant ACLR8: [singing] You'll be swell, you'll be great. Gonna have the whole world on a plate. Startin' here, startin' now. Honey, everything's comin' up roses...

 

zdave87 " Yer so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

 

zdave87 " You got to be a stupid motherer to get fired on your day off!! "