Use a :cornerwhore: in a movie quote
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MrsRaptor: I need a life.
TheRaptor: Get a job!
MrsRaptor: I don't want a job. I want you.
TheRaptor: I'm taken, by me. Get out of the house, do something useful, Goddammit.
You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!
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TheRaptor: Get a job!
MrsRaptor: I don't want a job. I want you.
TheRaptor: I'm taken, by me. Get out of the house, do something useful, Goddammit.
You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!
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Jason: Hello, Maryann. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Maryann: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Gina talked to me about it.
Jason: Yeah. Uh, did you get that memo?
Maryann: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore.
Jason: Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. Alright!
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Maryann: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Gina talked to me about it.
Jason: Yeah. Uh, did you get that memo?
Maryann: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore.
Jason: Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. Alright!
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Gina: Corporate accounts payable, Gina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, Gina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, Gina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, Gina speaking. Just a moment.
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Corporate accounts payable, Gina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, Gina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, Gina speaking. Just a moment.
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DarkSubRosa: Oh, come on. Are you telling me you wouldn't like to fcuk her brains out?
NikePenguin: You know, that's such a lovely image -- "fcuk her brains out." It ranks right up there with that other classic: "bang the siht out of her."
City Slickers
NikePenguin: You know, that's such a lovely image -- "fcuk her brains out." It ranks right up there with that other classic: "bang the siht out of her."
City Slickers
