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Nakdboardr: This is the note. Listen. "Nakdboardr and I stole this money from the company to pay for my sex-change operation."
KenS2K: What?
Nakdboardr: That's what it says.
KenS2K: "Now he tells me he loves someone else. I can't live with that, and niether will he." It's got my name written on it!
Nakdboardr: Oh God.
KenS2K: Son of a bitch. I mean, it's not bad enough that he's trying to kill me. Now he's trying to turn me into a drag queen. Why couldn't he have said you were going to have the operation?
Nakdboardr: It doesn't matter, KenS2K, it doesn't matter.
KenS2K: Oh, yes it does matter, Nakdboardr, it does matter. I have a reputation to protect here!
Nakdboardr: For Christ's sake, KenS2K! No one is going to have a sex-change operation, huh?
KenS2K: Oh yeah. I've gotta call the cops!
AZWILDCATS: I can carry nearly eighty gigs of data in my head.
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AZWILDCATS: What the fuck is going on? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? You know, all my life, I've been careful to stay in my own corner. Looking out for Number One... no complications. Now, suddenly, I'm responsible for the *entire fucking world*, and everybody and his mother is trying to kill me, IF... IF... my head doesn't blow up first. Brantshail: Maybe it's not just about you any more. AZWILDCATS: Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the fucking last month's newspapers blowing *back* and *forth*. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo.
so many beers, and that was so many days ago John.
