Mikes2k: See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity

Boogie Nights

 

Tokyo_James is next seen by shoe salesman Brantshali lurking along Jefferson Avenue. Tokyo_James is scared. He begins to realize the full implications of this thing. He goes into the Texas Theatre, possibly his prearranged meeting point, but though he has $14 in his pocket, he does not buy the 75 - cent ticket. Brant has the cashier call the police.


... in response to the cashier's call?....at least thirty officers in a fleet of patrol cars descend on the movie theatre. This has to be the most remarkable example of police intuition since the Reichstag fire. I don't buy it. They knew - someone knew - Tokyo_James was going to be there.




JFK

 

[C-Bass is shot in the rear]
C-Bass: I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS! I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS!
sweetj: Doe's your power still work?
C-Bass: Uh-oh, weapons check. Pull my fingers.
[sweetj pulls. C-Bass lets loose a wind of gas, wiping out an entire gang.]
C-Bass: It'll do.


Mystery Men

 

Great stuff ...this is all cracking me up!!!

 

qtee: What are you doing?
Mocky: Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move.
qtee: Your bishop's exposed.
Mocky: It's these pants

Naked Gun 2.4 gazillion

 

fantastic!

 

Mikes2k "Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and VTECHMOM, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount".






When Harry Met Sally

 

[Wiping blood off her mouth after zdave87 strikes her.]
VTECMOM: "I hope, for your sake, that you were initiating a mating ritual."

Startrek Generations

 

Tokyo_James: Construction was never my specialty.
Racerchick: Quite the opposite, actually.



The World is not Enough

 

The Raptor: Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart.
Peacelove&s2k: [Pulls over, get's out of the car and yells] WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT'S UNDERWEAR WHEREEVER YOU BUY IT! IN CINCINNATTI OR WHEREVER!
The Raptor: K-Mart!
Peacelove&s2k: You know what I think Raptor? I think this autisticism is a bunch of shit! Because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere!
The Raptor: Boxer shorts. K-Mart!






Rain Man