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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:47 PM
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Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:47 PM
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If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Apr 7 2005, 01:44 PM
b/c the bottle is not porous. glue has a harder time sticking to non-porous substances
But you can stick glass to glass with superglue
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Apr 6 2005, 09:40 PM
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
didn't you ask the Japanese this while living over in Tokyo??
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Apr 6 2005, 09:48 PM
But you can stick glass to glass with superglue
not very well. Plastic yes, but not glass.
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Apr 7 2005, 01:51 PM
didn't you ask the Japanese this while living over in Tokyo??
Yes I did, but they didn't know the answer either ....
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Apr 6 2005, 09:51 PM
Yes I did, but they didn't know the answer either ....
did you really? I thought that'd get you beaten up...
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Apr 7 2005, 01:51 PM
not very well. Plastic yes, but not glass.
Even by you own admission you CAN stick glass to glass, just "not very well". So the question still stands!!!
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Originally Posted by S2020,Apr 7 2005, 01:52 PM
did you really? I thought that'd get you beaten up...
I don't think they understood the question .....
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Apr 6 2005, 09:47 PM
Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.
we like to give them a false sense of control.

the true answer is that the nurse asks you to change and closes the door so the other patients don't see your cellulites.
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